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Orange Crush Your Enemies
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Orange Crush Conan the Barbarian, Crush Your Enemies parody adult unisex t-shirt.
The perfect shirt to wear when guzzling a fizzy citrus drink, razing civlizations and generally acting rather uncouth. Simulated disturessed vintage effect Orange Crush logo and Conan the Barbarian satire of the age-old question of "What is good in life?" Text reads "...Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women."
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- Adult unisex crewneck t-shirt
- Highly breathable ultra-soft 8.8oz cotton
- 100% preshrunk cotton so it doesn't shrink after washing
- Seamless ribbed neck collar with shoulder to shoulder taping giving your shoulders a clean look
- Double stitching on hemline of sleeves and bottom of shirt as well as neckline
- No side seams so it moves better with your body
- Short sleeves that fit snug to the arm
- Quarter-turned body to prevent creases at the centre
- Both highly durable and comfortable
- Runs true to size
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I can't wait to wear this on May the 4th!
The material is incredibly soft, the shirt seems well-constructed, and the looks even bigger and more vibrant than it does on the site.
I look forward to shopping here again!
I haven't washed it yet, but I can say it seems like a fantastic, well-made shirt that looks even better in person than it does on the site. Monosloth is quickly becoming my favorite t-shirt vendor on Etsy!
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Good material, excellent graphic's. A bit too long in the trunk (covers my crotch) would be my only complaint.
Looks exactly like the ad and the description was spot on.
The shirts I ordered were received quickly and well packaged. The colors are bright, and the design is excellent. THANK YOU