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Orange Crush Your Enemies

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Orange Crush Conan the Barbarian,  Crush Your Enemies parody adult unisex t-shirt.

 

The perfect shirt to wear when guzzling a fizzy citrus drink, razing civlizations and generally acting rather uncouth. Simulated disturessed vintage effect Orange Crush logo and Conan the Barbarian satire of the age-old question of "What is good in life?"  Text reads "...Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women."
 

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  • Adult unisex crewneck t-shirt
  • Highly breathable ultra-soft 8.8oz cotton
  • 100% preshrunk cotton so it doesn't shrink after washing
  • Seamless ribbed neck collar with shoulder to shoulder taping giving your shoulders a clean look
  • Double stitching on hemline of sleeves and bottom of shirt as well as neckline
  • No side seams so it moves better with your body
  • Short sleeves that fit snug to the arm
  • Quarter-turned body to prevent creases at the centre
  • Both highly durable and comfortable 
  • Runs true to size
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